I was watching you from a distance...

  • So after a night of drinking and having fun, Abby and I drive back to my house, but I stop at the gas station to get a Diet Dr. Pepper before going home. My friend Andrew was there, and I stayed and talked to him. Just as we were leaving, another car drives up. I bolted for my car.
  • Weird dude: Yo, I was watching you from a distance.
  • Me: -_-
  • Weird dude: You got a man?
  • Me: Yes
  • Weird dude: Well, hell, you ain't worth talking to then.
  • Me: Alright. Bye, Andrew.
  • Weird dude: Andrew ain't worth shit.

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