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Can you watch my beer?

  • As Five Guys does not have a liquor license and my best friend had to go to the bathroom, I stood outside holding her drink while she ran inside and used the bathroom. I stood with my back to the entrance next to the exit. Right as she walked out of the bathroom, I hear:
  • Drunk dude: Hey, beautiful ass...um...I mean
  • Without turning around, I move to open the exit door so that Abby can walk through it.
  • Me: Yes
  • Drunk dude: Can you look after my beer?
  • Abby walks out. I hand her her drink back.
  • Me: Actually, we're leaving.
  • Drunk dude: Oh, well you got a sexy ass.
  • Me: Thanks
  • We walk away.
  • Abby: I knew there was a reason why I felt bad for leaving you alone outside, and now I see why.